Take yer pants off - chapter 8

"I was wondering when you guys were going to come get me. I was so bored!" Maxis explained.

"Well," Demyx started. "I don't want to point any fingers, but someone had forgotten to set a time!"

Marluxia looked back over to the Nocturne. "Oh, and you couldn't tell her yourself?"

"No, actually I couldn't."

"Well, that's easy to see why--"

"Guys!" Maxis interrupted. "Can we just get this over with already?"

Marluxia blinked at the young girl, then bent down to her eye level and grinned. "Over? Why Maxi," He chuckled. "This is only night one. You have quite a ways to go."

Maxis frowned and narrowed her eyes. "Well--"

There was a pause.

"Well, what?" Marluxia mocked.

"Well," she started again. "At least... I..."

Marluxia grinned a sadistic smile.

"... Oh, fuck you two." She said, turning around. When in doubt, bullshit it.

Marluxia walked up behind the short girl, and patted her head. Maxis was not amused.

"There, there, Maxi," He chuckled. "I know what you mean, don't worry."

Maxis turned around and raised an eyebrow at her older friend. Marluxia laughed lightly under his breath, and reached into his pocket and grabbed her first card.

"Now remember," Demyx reminded. "You have to do the action on the card, and say the phrase Take yer pants off."

"I know," She answered. "I don't mind that. The only thing that I really mind is what some of these cards might say..."

"Well," Marluxia grinned. "They're not as bad as you might think they are. For now, that is"

"Oh, yay me." Maxis said sarcastically.

"Well, I'm sure that you'll like tonight's card." Demyx said with a smile.

Maxis looked over at the blond and sighed. "That either means that I'm going to have fun with this task, or that I'm going to completely loath it."

"Well why don't you find out?" Marluxia chuckled, handing Maxis the card. She grabbed the card without hesitation. Scanned it over, and dropped her arm, looking up at the two guys.

"I hate you two." She said in monotone.

The two laughed lightly.

Marluxia walked over to her and put an arm around her shoulders. "You're the one that said that she never backs out from a dare!"

Maxis blinked. "Hey! Who said anything about backing out?"

Maxis walked away from the two, and moved in front of their Superior's bedroom door. She held up her card again, just to make sure that she read it correctly. She let out a sigh.

"You know, you two are perverts." She smirked.

"Oh?" Marluxia chuckled. "Why do you say that?"

"Well, look at me." She started. "I'm a 15 year old girl, young, innocent and adorable,"

"You're stretching it there, don't you think?" Demyx giggled.

"And you two, want me to go in there, and massage an old, grey haired man?"

"I fail to see your point." Marluxia laughed.

"Xemmy's not that old!" Demyx stated.

"The boy's right," The rose haired man said. "Your card tells you to massage Xemnas to get it pants off of him. Xemnas isn't a day over 40, you know that?"

"Again," Maxis sighed. "15 year old girl."

"Oh, quit your whining," Demyx said. "It's actually a rather smart idea, I mean. Xemnas has been busy for so long, cooped up in his office and room, that maybe a massage would do him some good!"

"Or" Maxis continued. "Get Saix to rip my body, limb from limb, when he finds out that I felt up his master."

"Don't worry about him." Marluxia smiled. "He's too busy with Luxord on that assignment, that even if he did find out, it's not like he would care much. Now," He finished. "Once you go in there, Dem and I will portal off to my room. You bring the Superior's pants to my room. And remember, we'll be watching you from the glass ball to make sure you do as you're told."

Maxis sighed, then walked up to the door, with the engrave of I on it. She knew she was going to get caught, sometime or another. Xemnas might not know, but other's will sooner or later catch on.

"Okay," She said, knocking on the door. "Here goes nothing."

"We'll see you soon!" Demyx said, as the two boys portaled off.

Maxis stood outside of the more for a moment, after the two left, and put the card in her pocket. She waited for an answer at the door. Any minute now, Xemnas was either going to open his door, or call her inside.

Any minute now.

... That's right...

Any... minute...

Maxis blinked. No one answered the door.

Well, She thought. Maybe he's asleep? But it's too early...

Maxis grabbed the door knob and slowly turned it, peeking her head inside her Superior's room. "...H-hello?"

There was still no answer. Maxis stepped into the room, and closed the door behind her. She walked around, and saw no sign of the grey haired man. The bed was made, there was no cloak, showing that he had gone to bed. It was empty.

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"Hurry up, Marly!" Demyx said, pushing his older friend. "I wanna see what Max does!"

"Sorry, Dem," He answered, scanning the glass ball. "I really have no idea why this thing won't work!"

While the two worked on the ball, the door opened up, and Maxis walked inside.

"Wha- Max?!" Demyx said, is shock.

Marluxia spun around, and saw the girl. Max would be the only one to come in his room without knocking.

"You're done already?!" He gaped. "Bu- wait, where are his pants? You chickened out!"

"I did not chicken out!" She corrected. "Xemnas wasn't in his room."

Marluxia blinked. "Oh..."

"He's probably still in his working in his office." Demyx replied. "I mean, he's been in there for quite awhile now..."

"Ah, Okay," Maxis said, shaking her head. "And you want me to massage him in there? His office?"

The two looked at each other, then looked back down at the girl. "Yes." They answered in unison. Maxis sighed.

"Fine." Maxis sighed, portaling off again. "I'll see you guys soon."